I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
why didn't you poke me back
so explain again why im purple
no
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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