O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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