don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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