Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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