whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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