Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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