butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
