U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
How external is "for external use only"?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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