New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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