lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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