So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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