the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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