There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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