wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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