these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
