Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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