My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
