Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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