I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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