when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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