She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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