Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
