Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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