I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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