Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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