I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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