And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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