Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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