i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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