East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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