how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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