the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
