i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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