its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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