you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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