Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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