I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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