That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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