Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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