I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
people are starting to question the shark bite story
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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