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Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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