I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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