i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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