I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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