I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
do nipples grow back?
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