If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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