I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
This show inspires me to have sex in space
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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