its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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