I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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