fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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