And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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